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Damzel-In-Distress (DID) Profile and Sneek Peeks

With its luxurious length of 8.31 feet, the Damzel in Distress is an imperfectly balanced combination of seriously low-powered pedal performance with a very attractive and buoyant woody design.

The DID uses the same launch control technology as F1 rickshaws to reach maximum traction force from its first gear to first gear and up to 11 km/h speed in less than 10 minutes! Even with over 300 kg cradled around its body, it can dash through water like a speeding hawk… well almost, with a little help of course. But be not afraid! It exploits the full range of available technological and manpower “feet” potential for braking and deceleration from its top notch 17 km/h speed to 0 km/h in just 2 minutes, which is drastically reduced to 0.143 sec in case of an existent wall.

Even at complete standstill, the magnificent visual aesthetics is made… umm… visible by its impressive decaying boat elevated majestically above the chassis. Simultaneously, the DID’s bold proportions, non-balanced surfaces, and rough lined structures give an impression of pure, sleek inelegance. So join us in our hunt for history in a manner you have never sought before!

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